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Post by khaella on Aug 24, 2016 8:04:24 GMT -5
Now we have a new Stark King in the North, Which shot to hell the plans Baelish wanted to put forth. He tried to catch Sansa's eye... But she left him high and dry And ignored him henceforth. There once was a man named Loras, So stubborn he must've been a Taurus! His armor glittered and gleamed... Sorry it took so long izzue , I had one written out and I thought that I had hit 'send', but I guess I didn't! Hope we can continue on with the limericks North is surprisingly hard to rhyme!
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Post by izzue on Aug 25, 2016 1:13:15 GMT -5
I'm the one who's taken a long time, khaella! Been "AWOL" the last couple of weeks, lots of company, health crises (not mine), trying to focus more on some other things, it's easy to get distracted (for me)! There once was a man named Loras, So stubborn he must've been a Taurus! His armor glittered and gleamed, And he challenged Ser Gregor, the fiend. No surprise, that all ended with a chorus uproarious! There once was a man named Syrio Forel. He was an excellent swordsman, you could just tell. He taught Arya Stark . . .
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Post by khaella on Aug 25, 2016 20:38:11 GMT -5
izzue, no problem! I haven't been on much myself. There once was a man named Syrio Forel. He was an excellent swordsman, you could just tell. He taught Arya Stark... Before she turned quite dark, And had demons to quell. There once was a man named Ned. He found out that the prince was inbred, And since he was Hand...
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Post by izzue on Sept 2, 2016 12:46:56 GMT -5
(Good one, khaella!) There once was a man named Ned. He found out that the prince was inbred, And since he was hand, He felt he had to take a stand. But, alas, he just ended up dead. There once was a Lady Olenna Tyrell, Who was sharp and quick-witted as hell. For Tywin, she proved quite a match . . .
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Post by khaella on Sept 15, 2016 11:09:47 GMT -5
Thank you There once was a Lady Olenna Tyrell, Who was sharp and quick-witted as hell. For Tywin, she proved quite a match. So, a scheme she set to hatch, That led to Joffrey's knell. There once was a prince who was quite flawed, But that wasn't the worst, he was a fraud! He would shout and stamp and proclaim himself King!
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Post by izzue on Oct 17, 2016 22:22:07 GMT -5
There once was a prince who was quite flawed, But that wasn't the worst, he was a fraud! He would shout and stamp and proclaim himself King! But those proud, loud words did not of truth ring. And his death made the entire kingdom applaud.
There once was a dragon named Drogon, Whom some Dothraki warriors came upon. They couldn't believe his size . . .
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Post by wizzthesmith on Oct 19, 2016 17:37:22 GMT -5
There once was a dragon named Drogon Whom some Dothraki warriors came upon They couldn't believe his size All just stared with wide eyes 'Just how is it this beast can be rode on?' [In Dothraki] There once was a smith in King's Landing Whom the Hand sought to seek understanding T'was Robert's bastard he found...
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Post by izzue on Mar 12, 2017 0:53:43 GMT -5
There once was a smith in King's Landing Whom the Hand sought to seek understanding T'was Robert's bastard he found, For Ned was a good sleuthhound. 'Tis a shame that he died, notwithstanding.
There once was a young Wildling gal -- Gilly her name, and Sam her pal But then before long. . .
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Post by wizzthesmith on Mar 12, 2017 19:00:58 GMT -5
There once was a young Wildling gal -- Gilly her name, and Sam her pal But then before long Both had to be strong And sensibly changed their locale
A Direwolf that roams named Nymeria Over Riverlands wolves she's superior Arya sees through her eyes...
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Post by izzue on Mar 18, 2017 22:09:50 GMT -5
A Direwolf that roams named Nymeria Over Riverlands wolves she's superior Arya sees through her eyes And prepares Lannister pies, For she's ready to knock Cersei on her posterior!
Far away in the Land of Always Winter, There was a fierce King whose blue eyes did glitter. But there was one thing he failed to consider . . .
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Post by wizzthesmith on Mar 19, 2017 15:58:45 GMT -5
Far away in the Land of Always Winter, There was a fierce King whose blue eyes did glitter. But there was one thing he failed to consider . . . Jon Snow was no beginner But an undead White Walker killer
To the Warrior prayed every last soldier And the North men to gods even older They'll fight the Great War...
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Post by izzue on Mar 23, 2017 0:01:57 GMT -5
To the Warrior prayed every last soldier And the North men to gods even older They'll fight the Great War And there'll be lots of gore, But dragons will leave all a-smolder.
There was a young man at the Wall He was always so grumpy, y'all! But loyal he was ...
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Post by wizzthesmith on Mar 23, 2017 18:31:29 GMT -5
To the Warrior prayed every last soldierAnd the North men to gods even olderThey'll fight the Great WarAnd there'll be lots of gore, But dragons will leave all a-smolder.
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That's our best one yet I reckon izzue
This is fun, right........
There was a young man at the Wall He was always so grumpy, y'all! But loyal he was ... And the reason because He represents Stark's above all
There once was a greatsword named Ice House Stark paid Valyria's price It replaced one of old...
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Post by iheartseverus on Mar 23, 2017 21:23:04 GMT -5
There once was a greatsword named Ice House Stark paid Valyria's price It replaced one of old... But it was never foretold Ice would fall to the Lannisters' vice.
The Red Viper had, well, bedroom eyes For both the pretty girls and the guys He smoldered and hissed...
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Post by izzue on Mar 24, 2017 20:21:22 GMT -5
The Red Viper had, well, bedroom eyes For both the pretty girls and the guys He smoldered and hissed - Played at quite a bit more than just whist! My, how the girls of Kings Landing did fantasize!
There once was a bad ass named Euron. He murdered his bro, name of Balon. He'd cut out men's tongues . . .
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