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Post by wizzthesmith on Mar 25, 2017 20:35:48 GMT -5
There once was a bad ass named Euron. He murdered his bro, name of Balon. He'd cut out men's tongues Hang warlocks from rungs But really he wants a huge dragon!
'Mongst Northman an Umber strode forth With a cry of 'The King in the North' T'was Robb Stark they did hail...
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Post by iheartseverus on Mar 31, 2017 22:12:39 GMT -5
'Mongst Northman an Umber strode forth With a cry of 'The King in the North' T'was Robb Stark they did hail... But then there rose such a wail When from friend to traitor Bolton did morph. (Very very iffy, couldn't come up with anything to rhyme with North, sorry!) Smirked Rhaegal 'Dragon green is the best!' Viserion hissed 'NO! Dragon cream beats all the rest!' But then Drogon stepped in...
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Post by wizzthesmith on Apr 1, 2017 9:25:40 GMT -5
'Mongst Northman an Umber strode forth With a cry of 'The King in the North' T'was Robb Stark they did hail... But then there rose such a wail When from friend to traitor Bolton did morph. (Very very iffy, couldn't come up with anything to rhyme with North, sorry!)
Haha, yes sorry I should've thought of that. I think I went with Walder's 'wroth' as the final rhyme in that one, which is also a bit iffy. I prefer 'morph' I think, good work.
Smirked Rhaegal 'Dragon green is the best!' Viserion hissed 'NO! Dragon cream beats all the rest!' But then Drogon stepped in... Declared Dragon black wins And the matter was suitably addressed.
Now if R plus L equals J As most of the fandom do say That weaves Ice and Fire...
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Post by izzue on Apr 1, 2017 10:46:59 GMT -5
Now if R plus L equals J As most of the fandom do say That weaves Ice and Fire, And poses consequences most dire For all who stand in their way.
There's now a new King in the North, It's the White Wolf that's been brought forth. Just how will he fare . . .
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Post by wizzthesmith on Apr 1, 2017 11:20:22 GMT -5
There's now a new King in the North, It's the White Wolf that's been brought forth. Just how will he fare . . . When the north men despair At facing the White Walkers wroth
There once was a fellow named Sam Who had dreamt of a full leg of lamb But then he awoke...
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Post by izzue on Apr 3, 2017 22:40:43 GMT -5
There once was a fellow named Sam Who had dreamt of a full leg of lamb. But then he awoke To a room full of smoke, And cursed, "Now I've burned it! Oh, Damn!"
A great Unsullied warrior was Greyworm! Against Sons of the Harpy he stood firm. But he quite lost his heart . . .
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Post by wizzthesmith on Apr 4, 2017 18:29:44 GMT -5
A great Unsullied warrior was Greyworm! Against Sons of the Harpy he stood firm. But he quite lost his heart . . . As the battle did start Spying Daario was sporting a perm!! The weirwood grove is a sacred place Each tree adorned with a sacred face With red eyes like Ghosts...
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Post by breakfest on Apr 5, 2017 17:10:28 GMT -5
There once was a guy on a forum Who didn't know his thread decorum He wrote a limerick Which he thought was sick Though no GoT content it bore him
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Post by wizzthesmith on Apr 5, 2017 19:16:04 GMT -5
There once was a poster named breakfest His decorum was poor for a new guest Though, on my behalf Your post made me laugh Plus some lyrical skills as you do jest.
Good work breakfest, very funny.
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Post by izzue on Apr 5, 2017 22:10:06 GMT -5
OK, you guys, moving right along . . . The weirwood grove is a sacred place, Each tree adorned with a sacred face. With red eyes like Ghost's, They were a bit like launching posts, From which Bran could travel through outer space. There once was a young man named Pod. Though good hearted, some thought him odd, Until Tyrion hatched an unusual plan . . .
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Post by wizzthesmith on Apr 6, 2017 20:21:42 GMT -5
There once was a young man named Pod. Though good hearted, some thought him odd, Until Tyrion hatched an unusual plan . . . As Pod it seemed was a ladies man And apparently performed like a god!
So, once he was wed to the trees Bran picked up the language with ease He learns the True Tongue...
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Post by izzue on Apr 6, 2017 22:40:54 GMT -5
So, once he was wed to the treesBran picked up the language with easeHe learns the True Tongue,Though he's still quite young, And speaks as the leaves in the breeze. There once was a man named Jaqen H'ghar. Young Arya saved him from becoming char.* To thank her for this ... *Sounds odd, but 'char' can be a noun meaning something that has been burned. Just saying... [And it gives me an excuse to use this]:
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Post by wizzthesmith on Apr 7, 2017 10:26:24 GMT -5
There once was a man named Jaqen H'ghar. Young Arya saved him from becoming char.* To thank her for this ... He kept his promise And helped as the crew fled afar.
The First Men and Children would war, Till neither could take anymore, They decided to act...
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Post by izzue on Apr 13, 2017 9:12:03 GMT -5
The First Men and Children would war, Till neither could take anymore. They decided to act, Together, in fact, To ensure that White Walkers were no more!
A man named Lancel lived in Kings Landing. With Cersei, he at first held good standing. But then came the septon ...
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Post by wizzthesmith on Apr 13, 2017 19:34:56 GMT -5
A man named Lancel lived in Kings Landing. With Cersei, he at first held good standing. But then came the septon ... With info he'd slept on Found the case for incest was outstanding.
The king loved to hunt that's for sure Until viciously attacked by a boar He'd drunk too much wine...
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