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Post by izzue on Jul 10, 2017 12:46:14 GMT -5
Bronn couldn't believe he'd be training a Lord He quickly disarmed Jaime with his sword He said with a laugh, Better plan your epigraph, 'Cause you're bound to be killed by a Dothraki horde!
There once was a wildling named Thormund, Whose reputation was enormund. His hair was of a reddish hue . . .
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Post by wizzthesmith on Jul 11, 2017 12:32:32 GMT -5
There once was a wildling named Thormund, Whose reputation was enormund. His hair was of a reddish hue, Kissed by fire, not icy blue, And claims his member is ginormund.
Those who serve at the Wall take the black Say the words and there's no turning back Wear no crowns, win no glory. . .
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Post by izzue on Jul 11, 2017 17:50:06 GMT -5
There once was a wildling named Thormund, Whose reputation was enormund. His hair was of a reddish hue, Kissed by fire, not icy blue, And claims his member is ginormund. Those who serve at the Wall take the black Say the words and there's no turning back Wear no crowns, win no glory, Still, some have quite a story - Like Sam, who won in an Other's attack. Sandor Clegane did love his chicken. In fact, he said it was finger-lickin'. He and Arya went to dine . . .
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Post by wizzthesmith on Jul 11, 2017 19:03:08 GMT -5
Sandor Clegane did love his chicken. In fact, he said it was finger-lickin'. He and Arya went to dine But the list was on her mind Then Polliver's men they took a kickin' There's been tales of Lords bending knees And religions as old as white trees Now the Great War is here. . .
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Post by day dreamer on Jul 11, 2017 22:15:40 GMT -5
There's been tales of Lords bending knees And religions as old as white trees Now the Great War is here. . The dead feed on your fear So fight them or else you'll freeze.
Cersei loved her wine Reds and whites at any time. One day she tried mead..
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Post by izzue on Jul 12, 2017 12:19:49 GMT -5
Cersei loved her wine Reds and whites at any time. One day she tried mead, Also guaranteed To inebriate, mighty fine!
Sansa once was a starry-eyed lass, Till cruel Joffrey threw her on her ass. Cersei called her 'Little Dove' . . .
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Post by wizzthesmith on Jul 13, 2017 8:40:38 GMT -5
Sansa once was a starry-eyed lass, Till cruel Joffrey threw her on her ass. Cersei called her 'Little Dove' No-one showed her any love, Now she's bossing the North with Stark sass.
Euron said that he dreamed he could fly How'd we know if we don't even try? Are the dreams he has green? . . .
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Post by izzue on Jul 13, 2017 22:09:42 GMT -5
Euron said that he dreamed he could fly How's we know if we don't even try? Are the dreams he has green? Are they the same ones Bran has seen? Could they both end up seeing through a crow's eye?
Ellaria hailed from the country of Dorne. For the Lannisters she held only hatred and scorn. So she gave poor Myrcella a kiss . . .
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Post by iheartseverus on Jul 17, 2017 17:54:31 GMT -5
Ellaria hailed from the country of Dorne. For the Lannisters she held only hatred and scorn. So she gave poor Myrcella a kiss . . .
and chuckled 'Buh-bye, Little Miss!' Now she's off to avenge Oberyn, as sworn.
Dany knelt in the sand of Dragonstone. At last, she thought, I'm finally home. Now its time to plot and plan...
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Post by izzue on Jul 19, 2017 12:18:40 GMT -5
Dany knelt in the sand of Dragonstone. At last, she thought, I'm finally home. Now it's time to plot and plan, Break these Westerosi klans As if they were made of styrofoam!
Lyanna Mormont, little but bold, Knew how to get those great lords 'told'! She stood up, said her piece . . .
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Post by wizzthesmith on Jul 20, 2017 8:15:26 GMT -5
Lyanna Mormont, little but bold, Knew how to get those great lords 'told'! She stood up, said her piece As becomes the Old Bear's niece Proclaiming we fight or die in the cold.
Bran Stark was crippled with a shove Jaime says that he did it for love The twins thought him a pest. . .
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Post by izzue on Jul 20, 2017 22:07:35 GMT -5
Bran Stark was crippled with a shove Jaime says he did it for love The twins thought him a pest For interrupting their incest. It's nothing at all to be proud of.
There once was a swordsman called The Hound. He was one of the best fighters around. His manner was gruff . . .
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Post by iheartseverus on Jul 21, 2017 21:45:12 GMT -5
There once was a swordsman called The Hound. He was one of the best fighters around. His manner was gruff . . . But when he'd finally had enough, As the Gravedigger, he came back around.
Arya met Lannister soldiers one night, but they offered her food. Guest right! So, she left them alive...
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Post by iheartseverus on Jul 21, 2017 21:50:22 GMT -5
There once was a wildling named Thormund, Whose reputation was enormund. His hair was of a reddish hue, Kissed by fire, not icy blue, And claims his member is ginormund. *Pardon, everyone, while I interrupt the game for just a moment. I've been doing Limericks at forums for decades, and this is the wittiest, cleverest one I've seen. Evah! Kudos, wizzthesmith! Sorry for the interruption, peeps, back to the game!
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Post by wizzthesmith on Jul 22, 2017 11:53:45 GMT -5
*Pardon, everyone, while I interrupt the game for just a moment. I've been doing Limericks at forums for decades, and this is the wittiest, cleverest one I've seen. Evah! Kudos, wizzthesmith! Sorry for the interruption, peeps, back to the game! Hi iheartseverus Thank you very much, I'm very pleased with that. Glad you enjoyed it.
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