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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2016 0:42:18 GMT -5
Who is CIA and what are they riding?
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Post by konradsmith on Aug 4, 2016 0:59:36 GMT -5
And he's riding a falcon.
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Post by konradsmith on Aug 4, 2016 1:13:30 GMT -5
Wtf The internet, particularly reddit, is OBSESSED with the opening scene from that movie.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2016 2:51:36 GMT -5
I kinda commented on it over in the general chat thread but I'll say again here, it's really kind of you to include both Jorah and Gendry in this. Also, why is Sam in the bottom of Euron's ship? He has been taken as a trophy. Who's that random nameless guy under the Red Keep? He looks lost Jaime.
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Post by sercreighton on Aug 9, 2016 17:38:38 GMT -5
What about the "battle" of the Stark siblings? What bowl is that? Wolfbowl? That's my personal favorite Fans in serious denial theory. Well they were begging for a Dragon vs. Wolf war, apparently not exactly what they were expecting. It's the Half Bloodstone Prince vs. the Amethysts in her hair Empress. Think about it, it will sink in. Can't wait to see the North Remembers moment between those two either. The North Remembers everything... Except Bran. Season 7 Jon and Sansa opening scene. Jon: I'm the King, I'm the King, Everyone loves me cause I'm the king. Took a vote cause I'm the best, Sansa lost cause she has big breasts, hey there, there goes I'm the King. Sansa: Jon can we talk? Jon: Of course she who has no penis. I have a penis, I'm the king, you need to bow down and kiss the ring, hey there, everyone loves the king. Sansa: It's about Bran, Theon told me he's alive, I think we should find him. Jon: Who? Sansa: Bran, your brother, the true born son of Ned Stark and heir to Winterfell. Jon: Oh him, yeah he's alive at least the last time Sam saw him. Sansa: What? Sam? Jon: Yeah Sam ran into him back at Castle Black. Sansa: Wait what do you mean Sam ran into him? Why? Why didn't he do something? Where is he? Jon: Oh he went north of the wall. Sansa: You let him go North of the Wall? Are you insane? Jon: Not me, Sam let him, he got scared of Meera, she had a frog spear. Sansa: Sam? Your friend Sam? Jon: Yes. I'm the King. Sansa: The one you call Slayer? Jon: Jess, Jess, and Jess again. Do you like my Crown? Sansa: The guy you call Slayer was a afraid of a girl with a big fork. Jon: No, no, it's not like that Sam is a coward. He scares easily. Sansa: Sam? I thought you said he fought at the battle of the Fist against the Wights? Jon: Jep, that's him. Sansa: You said he rescued a woman and her baby from Crasters. Jon: Yeparooney. Sansa: You said he fought at the battle of Castle Black. Jon: Yeah but he only killed a few Wildlings and Thenn's. Sansa: You said he killed a Wight with nothing more than a Dagger. Jon: Hold on I know what I said, it was an obsidian Dagger though. Sansa: Oh ok the coward killed a Wight with a rock, my bad. Jon: You don't understand it's not like that, Sam is good against like Thenn's and stuff, but a little girl with a big fork is scary to him. Really he never could of stopped or helped Bran. Sansa: WTF Jon? Jon: No really Sam is a coward he does not even carry a Sword. Knock Knock Sansa/Jon: WHAT! Davos: Beggin your pardon your Grace. A letter from Lord Randyll Tarly regarding his son Sam.
Sansa; Sam is the son of legendary warrior Randyll Tarly?
Davos: Yes Princess. It would appear Sam as made off with his Magical Valyrian Sword Heartsbane, apparently he wants to use it to fight the Others.
Sansa; So Sam the Slayer, the son of Legendary warrior Randyll Freaking Tarly, who fought at the battle of the Fist, and Castle black. Who rescued a girl and her child from Crasters, and killed a Wight with a Rock, and has now made off with the legendary magical Valyrian Steel sword Heartsbane in order to battle the Others, is a coward who is afraid of little Girls with big forks and could not possibly stop a little cripple boy from going north of the WALL?????
Jon: "GULP" Yes? I mean when you say it like that sure it sounds odd, but Sam is stupid. You don't understand.
Davos: Stupid?
Sansa: What?
Davos: Nothing your grace, a slip of the tongue. His Grace says Sam is stupid then he is stupid. That's probably why he he sent him to be a Maester, and why Maester Aemon relied on him so. Also probably why he spent all that time in Library reading and studying how to beat the Others. His Grace instinctively knows how to defeat them of course, Sam has to study and read all the time in order to keep up.
Jon: Yeah I gots instincts.
Sansa: He is learning to be a Maester as well because he is stupid?
Jon: Yeah nots smarts like Jon.
Sansa: Did you even try to help Bran after you found out?
Jon: As a matter of fact I did. After I recovered from my wounds.
Sansa: Battle of Castle Black?
Jon: No Yiggy my Ex shot me.
Sansa: Why am I not surprised.
Jon: It's not like that, I really liked her, she had red hair like you. Well after I left the watch I joined the Wildlings and she became my GF. When we came north of the Wall to launch a raid against Castle Black but I couldn't do it. So I ran off, she was real mad because I lied to her about being on her side so she shot me. Can you believe that shit?
Sansa: She shot you? I like her already, could I speak to her?
Jon: She's dead.
Sansa: Oh really the girl you betrayed who has hair like mine is dead, and how did that happen?
Jon: My squire shot her when she got distracted by me smiling at her.
Sansa; Oh this just keeps getting better and better. Could I speak to him.
Jon: No I executed Olly with some of my black brothers. It was really hard he was only kid no older than Bran.
Sansa: You what? Was it because he shot your Ex?
Jon: No, it was because he was stupid and felt I betrayed them.
Sansa: Betrayed them? Another betrayal?
Jon: Well see Tormund and his people killed Olly's family and a bunch of innocent villagers and he was mad because I made nice with Tormund after that.
Sansa: You killed him for being mad about his family getting slaughtered by your friend?
Jon: No I killed him for stabbing me, let me tell you dying hurts, lucky for me Mel brought me back to life with Magic.
Sansa: You're undead?
Jon: No I am not Dead, we find Undead to be a slur and offensive.
Sansa: Sooooo I am just... You know the Vale is lovely this time of year.
Jon: Wait no, you are taking this out of context. I even tried to help Bran.
Sansa: OMG you did. thank god I was really getting worried.
Jon: Yeah after I recovered from Yiggy shooting me I rode north with Vargo Hoat.
Brie: The black goat? He was going to rape me, he tried to feed me to a bear.
Jon: Don't worry he is dead.
Sansa: ???? Go on Jon.
Jon: So I rode north with Vargo to rescue Bran and avenge the Old bear.
Sansa: The Bear that tried to eat Brie?
Jon: Different Bear. So we rode north and we got to Crasters and there was this huge fight and we won cause I am good at hitting stuff.
Sansa: And Bran?
Jon: Who? Damn it I knew I forgot something.
Sansa: You forgot to ask about Bran?
Jon: Yep, but don't worry I would never forget about you like that.
Sansa: I am going to die.
Jon: I would never hurt you, my incompetence combined with fate on the other hand... Well you know? Good luck.
Sansa: You know if Bran is alive he is the rightful heir.
Jon: Will see about that.
Sansa: Jon!
Jon: Ummmm I mean hahaha, I bet he wants me to be king its all good, you know I think I will send some patrols out to find him. Hey Littlefinger how about some help finding Bran, you wouldn't hurt a Stark would you?
Littlefinger: Look a red headed Wildling.
Jon: Where?
Littlefinger: Run my lady
Sansa: Get out of my way stubby fingers Sansa don't want no more evil Kings.
Jon: Sansa! Where are you going? Wait for me, we are going to be a team. Like me and Yiggy... I mean like me and Olly... Me and Robb? Me and the Old Bear? Me and Benj...? Come on I will protect you, like remember when I tried to Help Rickon, that worked out ok. I mean I came out of it alright.
Sansa: Stop following me, your cursed with death.
Jon: I am not cursed.
Sansa, Your GF, Olly, Mormont, Benjen, Robb.
Davos: Grenn, Pyp, Halfhand, Mance, Stannis, Ned, Cat, Rhaegar, Dayne, Hightower, Whent, Wun Wun, Lyanna.
Lyanna: WHAT?
Davos: Not you sweet heart. D&D and Mr. Martin would never hurt a cute, sweet innocent Little Gir... RUN! Run and as fast and far as you can.
Jon: Wait no, Lyanna it's not me it's everyone else.
Davos: You can not pass!
Jon: Back off Gandalf, Jon needs his sacrifices. I am gonna be a special hero even if it means everyone around me has to die.
Jon: Guys it's a big coincidence to hide my specialness. Sansa come on we are family.
Sansa: No we are not, I am a Lannister you leave me a lone Mr. Plague of Death.
Jon: No it's great, come on will hug it out. Remember when I kissed your forehead, wasn't that sweet.
Sansa: NO! I have been marked by the beast kiss of death, kiss of death!
Jon: That's not true.
Sansa: What happened to the people at Hardhome then?
Jon: Another Coincidence, a few of them made it, some even as far as Winterfell.
Sansa: What about this
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Jon: Some of them were still moving!
Sansa; I'm on team Dany now, you leave us alone monster.
Jon: What does she have that I don't?
Sansa: She is sugar and spice and everything nice.
Jon: No I am
Sansa: Then how come her circle looks like this?
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Jon: I was at war.
Sansa: So was she, and that's how her battle ended with love and rainbows.
Jon: Yeah but she is a girl I got a sword what does she have to stop this guy?
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Jon: Oh now come on! I call bullshit, I got a wolf and a sword and she got all that?
Sansa: And she is loved by millions and they call her mother and she has a silver horse and a Dothraki army, and Tyrions her hand.
Jon: She got Tyrion too what the shit man?
Davos; No shit? Wow that guys good.
Littlefinger: Is he, hehehehe, is he really?
Sansa: She got Varys, Olena, Dorne, the Reach, and part of the Iron Islands as well.
Littlefinger: What? Oh come on how is that even right? I got Sweet Robin and she got all that.
Jon: Who asked you?
Sansa: This is why you guys can't have nice things you always break stuff. She has nice things cause she is princess and nice and magical.
Littlefinger; Well my love I?
Sansa; My love? Hell no creepy. She has a Daario, and he is single now and has his own city in a nice warm place.
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Sansa: And you know what is great about him? He isn't either of you.
Jon: But what about Winrterfell?
Sansa: Winterfell sucks, it's all grey and muddy, and you got horse shit everywhere and memories of my wedding night and I hope she burns this arm pit to the ground you undead Zombie. Probably ate Olly after you killed him.
Jon: It's not like that, food is hard to come by that far north.
Sansa: If either or you freaks touches me Tyrion will have Dany roast your asses, now you leave me alone I am done with this hell hole. Nothing but bad friggin memories of this shit hole stank ass country. Dead Parents, Dead siblings, Joffery and Cersei, and fucking Ramsey. Do you know how desperate I am? My first kiss was the Hound. Maybe, who knows.
Jon: Oouch.
Littlefinger; Wow, yeah that's a first.
Sansa: Eat dicks losers this little birds gotta fly. I'm on team Girl Power now and we got all the good stuff and I will promise her the North, and we will put all you stupid Kings in your place because you all keep breaking everything and she makes the world a better place and and and...
Brie: "Clap, Clap, Clap" Queens Guard, Queens Guard.
Lyanna: Wait up, come on, wait up, I got short legs.
Jon: Well go on who needs you anyway, me and Littlefinger will take care of Westeros and the Night's King and he will take the black and be my new brother and will fight the Night's King together and ...
Littlefinger: Hmmm what? The black? Night's King? Oh umm yeaaaaah Jon that's right, you get everything ready and I'll uuuum go get help from the army of the Vale.
Jon: But the Army of the Vale is already here, this going to be great, this will be even bigger than the last pile of bodies.
Littlefinger: Oh yeah, right already hear, umm we need supplies and I will go find ummm? Ok buddy?
Jon: See we're pals and everything.
Sansa: Good luck with that, maybe he will arrange a marriage for you loser.
Littlefinger: Well Cersei is single.
I am pretty sure this will be episode one.
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