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Post by wizzthesmith on May 14, 2017 18:38:55 GMT -5
There once was a King, name of Stannis. But his brother, man, he sure did 'dis'! He teamed with a Red Witch Fiery son of bitch Stag kinslaying with such shadowy remiss. Hey izzue I love Edd too, and Nimble Dick Crabb, both funny blokes. Always worth looking up their wit every now and then. Hmmm, a Dick Crabb limerick would be good, I'm on it. For now here's my Dolorous Edd efforts I'd penned last week and wasn't quite sure of. Great minds think alike it seems. So, Dolorous Edd was well known As a Brother who liked a good moan Though he's good for a joke...
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Post by izzue on May 21, 2017 19:51:55 GMT -5
So, Dolorous Edd was well known As a Brother who liked a good moan Though he's good for a joke, He's also a fine bloke, Who was just born with a grumbling tone.
There once was a priest called Thoros of Myr. His flaming sword was known both far and near. He was called the red wizard . . .
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Post by wizzthesmith on May 23, 2017 18:13:17 GMT -5
There once was a priest called Thoros of Myr. His flaming sword was known both far and near. He was called the red wizard Fought like a fiery blizzard Thus his enemies would tremble with fear.
Poor Melara, she drowned in a well How she got there no-one could tell With no evidence on show...
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Post by izzue on May 26, 2017 23:12:09 GMT -5
Poor Melara, she drowned in a well How she got there no-one could tell With no evidence to show, Perhaps a push was apropos. Was it Cersei who told her, "Farewell"?
There was a Kings Guard named Meryn Trant. Of honor and courage, he had but scant. At length he did meet his match . . .
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Post by wizzthesmith on May 28, 2017 18:29:45 GMT -5
There was a Kings Guard named Meryn Trant. Of honor and courage, he had but scant. At length he did meet his match Many stabs and not just a scratch, Thus now Meryn is no longer extant.
There once was a sellsword named Bronn With Tyrion he couldn't go wrong For as he foretold. . .
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Post by izzue on May 30, 2017 0:59:18 GMT -5
There once was a sellsword named Bronn With Tyrion he couldn't go wrong For as he foretold He went bold, for gold, And bested the best with a con.
There once was a disease called Greyscale; The mention of it made folks go pale. If ever you got it . . .
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Post by wizzthesmith on May 30, 2017 20:06:14 GMT -5
There once was a disease called Greyscale; The mention of it made folks go pale. If ever you got it It made people posit Their death in a stone ridden hell.
Old Nan read dark tales from a book So scary the kids couldn't look They filled them with fright...
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Post by izzue on May 30, 2017 23:39:32 GMT -5
Old Nan read dark tales from a book So scary the kids couldn't look. They filled them with fright, Told of the Long Night, Till the kids all shivered and shook.
Sam hailed from a place called Horn Hill. His father so cruel, it'd give you a chill. The last name was Tarly . . . .
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Post by wizzthesmith on Jun 1, 2017 12:21:46 GMT -5
Sam hailed from a place called Horn Hill. His father so cruel, it'd give you a chill. The last name was Tarly, Not a big time Charlie, But a master of obsidian and the quill.
Since Sansa was just a sweet teen She'd dreamt she would one day be queen Though after King's Landing. . .
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Post by izzue on Jun 2, 2017 8:45:55 GMT -5
Since Sansa was just a sweet teen She'd dreamt she would one day be queen Though after King's Landing, She did question her standing, And decided to vanish unseen!
Have you heard of the Queen of Thorns? Her sharp wit left many quite shorn. But she did meet her match . . .
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Post by wizzthesmith on Jun 3, 2017 15:54:46 GMT -5
Have you heard of the Queen of Thorns? Her sharp wit left many quite shorn. But she did meet her match Doubting Cersei's a catch For Lord Tywin said 'Tough they are sworn'
Lord Manderly suffered no lies So looked the Frey's right in the eyes T'was guilt that he saw. . .
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Post by izzue on Jun 4, 2017 15:20:17 GMT -5
Lord Manderly suffered no lies So looked the Freys right in the eyes. T'was guilt that he saw, So he chopped one up raw, And served it in pie as a guise.
In Dorne there lived good Prince Doran. He had a daughter named Arianne. Who formed a sly plot . . .
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Post by wizzthesmith on Jun 4, 2017 21:11:17 GMT -5
In Dorne there lived good Prince Doran. He had a daughter named Arianne. Who formed a sly plot, Which soon went to pot, Now Darkstar it seems is a dead man.
There once was a man name of Darkstar With a sword name of Dawn on his radar He's a Dayne of the night. . .
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Post by izzue on Jun 9, 2017 15:13:25 GMT -5
There once was a man name of Darkstar, With a sword name of Dawn on his radar. He's a Dayne of the night, Perhaps too quick to fight. His attack on Marcella was bizarre! Elaena Targaryen, just a lass, Was placed in the Maidenvaullt, alas! But then she was freed . . . wizzthesmith, Acronym Wiggle and Limericks are proving a great history lesson!
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Post by wizzthesmith on Jun 12, 2017 18:45:40 GMT -5
wizzthesmith, Acronym Wiggle and Limericks are proving a great history lesson! Haha, agreed! The Wiki is a life saver. Elaena Targaryen, just a lass, Was placed in the Maidenvault, alas! But then she was freed, From that horrible deed, Now her brother is known as an ass! Small Paul was a brother at the Wall, Named 'small' he was actually quite tall, The fun's found in the name. . .
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